My team SUCKS!!! I am an embarrassment to my fans, my opponents, and myself!!!
I am like the Eagles. I came into the season with much fanfare because of my previous success. My draft was solid. I am consistently one of the highest projected teams week in/week out but then my team blows it on Sundays!!! I score barely half of my projected points. I lost to the freaking Rookie Brits who has never played this freaking game and isn't even from this country!!! They took the freaking Philadelphia D with their first pick (#2 overall). EMBARRASSING!!!!
I'm about to cut the entire team and get guys that want to play!!!
5 comments:
You run your team like Vinny ran the Skins - collect a bunch of big names and watch them flop on the field like Fat Albert.
Looks like I won't be playing you in the Championship game this season.
I think both of your team are suspect!
JKSD, this is a "what have you done for me lately league". You may be down and out, but at times like these, quality GMs shine. Good luck.
Journey's "Don't Stop Believin'" has become our theme song and is blasting in our locker room 24/7.
I am a two time champ for a reason. I chalk up our early season struggles to opponents gunning for me now.
We'll pounce when the time is right.
Scott benefited from me losing my top running back for the season and having my top receiver out for the week due to injury.
Jabar Gaffney could score 4 TDs tonight for me to pull of the miraculous comeback, but I think I'm going to have to make some desperate trade offers to really give myself a chance to win any more games.
Instead of "Don't Stop Believin", you should probably play, "Because I Was High." Your team could customize the lyrics as follows: "I drafted a QB that's always hurt, because I was high, I lost to the Rookie Brits, because I was high, I probably won't make the playoffs, because I was hiiigh, because I high, because I was high, because I was high...."
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