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Monday, February 1, 2010

Bears hire Martz as offensive coordinator

Let me see here...we take one part Mike Martz, add in 2 parts of Jay Cutler, sprinkle in leftover Ron Turner offensive coaches and just a pinch of Lovie trying to keep things smooth. I might as well strap my entire body with C4, drink a gallon of nitro glycerine, stick a wick up my arse and jump into a nuclear reactor...KABLOOEEYYYYYY!!!

Good luck, Bear fan.