So yesterday I had a physical for the first time in like 15 years. At 35 years of age and now having a family, I figured I was due to get checked out and see how bad a condition I was in. Fortunately everything checked out. I haven't gotten the blood test results back yet but otherwise I am healthy as a horse as they say.
I did get a little nervous as I was lying on my back and the doctor was checking out my junk. After doing that, he asked that I turn on my side. I reluctantly complied. However, there was a brief moment when I felt VERY vulnerable and had this terrible fear that he was going to jam something hard'n'deep right up into my no no place. Fortunately, nothing of the sort took place and my deepest fears were never realized. Thank goodness for that and thank goodness all appears to be in check. MERRY XMAS!
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Deepest fears?
Or was it really unmet guilty desires?
It must have been weird having someone other than Deeps handling your junk.
By the way, when the doctor pulled down your underwear and chuckled at your puny dong were you embarrassed?
Yes, Robs, it WAS really unmet guilty desires but then that is what Deepie is for...so you tell me.
Yes, I was embarrassed when he chuckled but I wasn't nearly as embarrassed as you when you recently got checked out and you got a teeny tiny erection and a small amount of dust ejactulate was emitted. OH, HOW EMBARRASSING FOR YOU!!!!
I think it was your doctor that was embarrassed when after digging around your pubes, he realized that you didn't actually have a dong, but rather a vagina.
I think it was YOUR doctor that was embarrassed to find that you had shaved your vagina yet you had hair all around your vagina and everywhere else on your body.
Even more embarrassing was you had taped a cucumber over your vagina in hopes of fooling the doctor to no avail.
Looks like you are back to work after having your pussy shaved and buffed. How do you feel?
Go douche yourself, douchebag.
I don't own any douches - don't need them - but if I did, I'd ask you for one. I overheard your boyfriend say you bought a 25-pack at Sam's Club.
I did buy the 25 pack. It was supposed to be my Xmas present to you. However, seeing how you don't use them, I assume you like to be "stinky" and "unfresh." In that case I will have to return the gift but at least I now know what to get for your boyfriend. I will get him a clothespin for his nose to protect him from your "stink."
Happy Friday, Dong!
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