So what I thought to be a very difficult test turned out to be not as difficult as I had thought as Mike Golic, former NFL player and more recently from Mike and Mike in the morning, attempted the test. He got 71 seconds on the first test, took the 3.5 minute rest, and completed the second test in 73 seconds.
Watching the video of him doing the test. He seemed to have a pretty good pace but nothing crazy. Golic is 47 years old and like 10 years out of the league. Granted he has lost significant weight and I'm sure is on an exercise/diet regiment so is probably in semi decent shape. Still, Haynesworth is a professional athlete and if he was conditioning himself in the offseason certainly seems like he should be able to pass the test.
I would actually like to attempt such a test to truly see how difficult it is. Robs claims that he could pass the test. Scott said that he tried and failed miserably. Deepie would probably run about 12 yards pass out in his own vomit and urine and lay crumpled like a bag of old chicken bones in a sack.
Should I take such a test, I will report my results. Stay tuned.
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I saw some of the Golic video and instantly realized my error. Golic had a slow, steady pace. I was going too fast for the first three lengths and didn't have anything left for the end. I'm going to try it again. I didn't say that I failed miserably (that was your embellishment).
Yeah, sounds kind of typical of you. Go too fast early on, blow your wad and not have anything for the end. You gots to pace yourself!
I'm in terrible shape by my standards, but I'm sure I would pass the test. After passing, I might pass out in my own vomit and urine, etc., but not until the task is completed.
JKSD...I think you're confusing your ability to skate across the rink in Wii hockey with your ability to run. I guarantee you will trip over your own feet about a minute in and then say you need a bathroom break, realizing then that you already took your bathroom break when you sharted in your pants at the 175 yard mark.
Another problem with JKSD's attempt would be that he would try to squat on the cones to get a quick thrill for his bung hole in hopes that the feeling would help him dig deeper.
Deepie, I like your confidence but your standards of personal fitness are pretty low and you are admittedly in terrible shape so I highly doubt you would pass the test.
I'm sure you would be 20 yards in getting ready to make your first turn and start cramping up because of menstruation. You would collapse letting out a little girlish squeak and Scott, who was keeping your time, would come running to your aid. He would cradle you head lovingly near his bosom as you would be crying due to your menstrual cramps, fatigue, and embarrassment at your ridiculously poor fitness. Scott would say, "Deepie, it's okay. I still love you."
Deepie, looking deeply into Scott's tender eyes, would say, "And I you, Scott!"
Then Scott would gently lean forward planting a long, soft, yet deep wet kiss. Soon a full blown make out session would ensue followed by hard core man on she-man action.
Oh GOD, I think I am going to throw up!
Right, JKSD, your gag reflex is just a little stronger than others when you give head and in fact, I can see that you would throw up.
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