Brian Cushing was suspended for the first four games this season after testing positive last year for HCG, a drug on the league's banned substance list. Cushing says he never took the drug, which can be used to restart testosterone production after a steroid cycle, and has no idea how it got into his body.
Cushing is claiming he suffers from something called Overtrained Athlete Syndrome. That's a good one.
Cushing said months of tests show that he had a "unique" medical condition that led to the positive test.
"Every individual is genetically different," he said. "I had a unique situation where something like this occurred and we have the science to back it up. It's taken months. It's really beyond what we ever thought and it's beyond the regular medical doctor.
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Sounds sort of like your Overactive Bladder Syndrome.
Sounds sort of like your Overactive Vaginal Yeast Infection Syndrome.
Or like JKSD's Overactive Anal Bleeding Syndrome.
Or like Scott's Overactive "I Wanna Suckle on your Dong Until It Is Dry" Syndrome. BTW - that is the technical term for said syndrome.
I know the cure for OIWSOYDUIIDS.
Showing the patient a picture of JKSD's gnarled up little dong. At least that is what Deepie told me
You know JKSD, drugs may have caused your Gynecomastia (male breast enlargement). I understand that the common culprits include anabolic steroids, abuse of alcohol and marijuana, and several other medications. Maybe this should be a wake up call to you.
I thought you liked my Gynecomastia as every time I see you, instead of shaking my hand you stick your face in my man boobs and violently shake your head and I can hear your muffled sounds of enjoyment in doing so.
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