Fat Albert released the following statement earlier today, "As I have previously said, I am continuing to prepare for the season individually and will report on time, in shape and ready to play football. Any issues I have with the club I will discuss privately and therefore do not plan to make any further public comments about this matter."
It's going to be a loo loo when he gets here. Will be interesting to see what kind of shape he is in and how the coaches and players react to his arrival.
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There's still a good chance he never makes it to camp because he'll be traded before then. Rumors are flying about Seattle, Detroit, Minnesota, and Tennessee showing signs of interest in Fat Albert.
I believe it was yesterday that Shanny said the issue would be addressed in the next week or so. At this point, I don't want to see Fat Albert in a 'Skins uniform. He embodies everything that was wrong with the franchise and we'd be better off if we just break him off.
Prediction: Hayney comes back in the best shape of his life, he apologizes to his teammates and coaches and then takes everyone out for a chartered boat cruise so that everyone can enjoy themselves like the Vikings did a few years ago! Of course, Smoot is invited to bring the entertainment.
Alternate prediction: Hayney comes back to training camp fatter and lazier than ever. He runs two plays at half speed and succumbs to the D.C. area heat/humidity and either passes out or feigns an ankle injury that requires him to be carted off the field.
mJKSD, yes I believe that your prediction may become reality. What if he loses a ton of weight and to move into the DE slot for real (i.e., he really doesn't want to play nose tackle).
Maybe baby's mama will come heckle him at training camp and he starts to cry.
JKSD's prediction is the one to go with.
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