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Wednesday, June 30, 2010

The Expendables?



Stallone
Li
Lundgren
Jason Statham
Stone Cold
Bruce Willis
Schwarzeneggar
Mickey Rourke
Randy Couture

I think the only ones they left out were Van Damme, Segal, and Norris.

This has matar aloo's name written all over it. I expect him to be camping out for tickets 2 weeks in advance.

Seriously, all those plot lines we did on RobsObs way back when would probably make for a more entertaining story than this pack of shat.

5 comments:

Rob said...

I cannot wait to read the reviews.

Perhaps we should get together, get drunk, and then have some laughs at the movie.

j, k, and s's d said...

Whatever the reviews are, I am sure this will have matar aloo in tears crying for Stallone and this film to win every single award at the Oscars.

deepie said...

Whatever. We all know you two are tugging each other's dork in anticipation of this epic film. Don't deny your love for pointless explosions and stories without any plot except to blow stuff up and flex some muscles.

j, k, and s's d said...

It's true. We are waiting with much anticipation for this raw, unadulerated film that drips of manliness. Unlike you who gets off on watching Marky Mark rockin' out looking like a girl followed by 2 hours of Bejewled 2 online. To each his own, gaywad.

Scott said...

Wow, such hostility.

I agree that it would be fun to drink before watching that movie. I'm sure the story sucks, but they probably have good special effects.