Thursday, March 20, 2008
Don't you hate it when...
You are at work and you walk into someone's office that you need to speak with and there is the distinct, strong, pungent smell of fart? You know you have just made a face and that the person you need to speak with is embarrassed that you smell it. Still, you both pretend that nothing is wrong and you continue to have a brief conversation. Don't you hate that?
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I cannot think of the last time that happened to me, but I would hate it.
I have a gas problem and I am afeared that that scenario will happen to someone wanting to speak with me.
There are times after I eat my lunch when my stomach makes gaseous noises. Sometimes I will go into the bathroom and if no one is there, I will fart for 30-45 seconds straight. No joke!
Go see a doctor Dude! That sounds pretty serious.
You probably need to change your diet.
Believe you me that that 30 second fart is UNBELIEVABLY satisfying. It feels like the gas has started from my chest and rolls through all of my innards out of my arse hole. I feel like I have relieved a large amount of pressure.
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