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Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Malcolm Kelly released!

Not much of a surprise. The guy couldn't stay healthy. First it was his knee, then the hammy, and now the foot. He's only caught like 28 passes in three years and once again, he couldn't get out on the field this preseason. Given that there is more depth at the position, we couldn't hold out on him any longer.

Too bad that we never got to see what he could do but it was the right thing to release him.

In listening to Kelly, doesn't even sound like he is committed to football anymore. He has other ventures that he says are going well and that interest him so he will pursue those until he feels like he is fully healthy to play again. Will be interesting to see what happens to him.

Maybe he will go to the Pears where according to Muhsin Muhammad, WRs go to die. That was an unnecessary knock but I couldn't resist.

8 comments:

Rob said...

Typical. You have directed your anger and sadness about the loss of the greatest Deadskin ever toward the Bears.

If it helps you cope with not having the great MK on the team then good for you.

deepie said...

What a heartbreaker! I renamed my fantasy team to Malcolm Kelly in honor of the man who had so much potential, but couldn't get on the field. Dudes made out of glass can't last in the NFL. I agree with Shanny when he said it was a shame that it came to this. Kelly had the size, strength, and hands to be great.

I might have to rename my team now. I think "Sexy Rexy" will be the name that carries me to the championship game for a 3rd year in a row.

Sorry Malcolm. Hail Skins!

j, k, and s's d said...

Wasn't my quote.

Deeps, you should just rename your team to second place since I always beat you in the championship.

Yes, I am saddened and angered by the loss of MK. I will hold a prayer tonight in my home in honor of him. You are all free to join in my mourning.

Rob said...

I'll bring you a box of tissues next time I see you.

j, k, and s's d said...

Thank you but you might want to wear a hockey mask as well because since I am SO emotional and the emotions range from sad to angry, I am liable to blow my nose and then punch you in the face.

Rob said...

I'll stay alert for your emotional breakdown. I would suggest going home, locking yourself in your bathroom and letting it all out. After blubbering for two hours I'm sure you will feel better.

j, k, and s's d said...

Not a bad idea. I'm sure there would be a mix of tears, yelling, bashing the mirrors, confusion, pain, and ultimately the realization/resignation and finality of loss and I would be left naked and emotionally spent on the floor.

If it was filmed, it would be the most raw and finest 2 hours of film ever documented.

JSR said...

All because of Mal Kelly being released. Former oklahoma stud receiver... 3.36 million divided by 28 catches equals.... holy sht! 120000 dollars a catch...