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Thursday, March 3, 2011

Great Charlie Sheen quotes!

You gotta love it!

"You borrow my brain for five seconds and just be like dude, can't handle it, unplug this bastard. It fires in a way that is, I don't know, maybe not from this terrestrial realm."

"I am on a drug, it's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available, 'cause if you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."

3 comments:

Rob said...

My God - Sheen is an alien!

Actually, I'd love to score me some Charlie Sheen. The mind-altering effects must be incredible.

As I told you earlier, I think this is all an act. I don't believe he is crazy or as stupid as he is sounding. I think he is just creating an incredible amount of buzz. When his show comes back on it will have incredible ratings.

j, k, and s's d said...

I don't know, man. If you look at the video clips, he looks pretty crazy.

Rob said...

He is a great actor.

Still, perhaps his brain is scrambled as a result of some type of STD that he picked up from all the porn stars and hookers he has been with.