I face Pockets Straight this week. Unfortunately, I had like 4 or 5 guys out so I had to make adjustments. My WRs are weak but I feel pretty good otherwise. It's time to make my move to the top.
My team has been the model of consistency, scoring about 110-130 points each week, but I haven't had my breakout game yet. That will happen this week. There's no way I'll lose to a Keystone Light drinking, hippie bandana wearing, White/Indian dude.
I may be a Keystone Light drinking, hippie bandana wearing, White/Indian dude but at least I'm a real person. No way I lose to a weird looking cartoon rendition of himself that looks like he strapped on a helmet, got on the can and alternates looks b/t having difficulty squeezing out a loaf and the relief from getting said loaf out.
Deepie, your team is a farse. You should not be in first place. My team beat your ass and will again in the playoffs. Just look at the points for: I have 1,113 and you have only 1,054. Even JKSD has more than you with 1,101! I feel confident about this week even with having to have backups for most of my spots due to the terribly timed Week 10 byes. Good luck batches!
Farse? Is that how you learned to spell "farce" at W&M? Or are you referring to:
Farse are a five-piece ska-punk band hailing from Birmingham in the West Midlands (Wikipedia)? If that's the case, I have no idea what you're talking about.
I do believe Scott was referring to the five piece ska-punk band hailing from Birmingham. He was reliving his days when he was the key-tar player of Farse. We all know how much he likes ska-punk music. Unfortunately, he was kicked out of the band for insisting that each song needed to have a key-tar ska-punk instrumental in the middle of the song.
Scott did embark on a solo ska-punk career briefly but that proved to be a farce and he went on to become a CPA.
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My team has been the model of consistency, scoring about 110-130 points each week, but I haven't had my breakout game yet. That will happen this week. There's no way I'll lose to a Keystone Light drinking, hippie bandana wearing, White/Indian dude.
Good luck you jack-arse!
I may be a Keystone Light drinking, hippie bandana wearing, White/Indian dude but at least I'm a real person. No way I lose to a weird looking cartoon rendition of himself that looks like he strapped on a helmet, got on the can and alternates looks b/t having difficulty squeezing out a loaf and the relief from getting said loaf out.
Good luck, jack-arse-(HOLE)!!!
As I have indicated on the CEAFOD site, I'm not making mean faces...I'm pinching a loaf on your team.
Deepie, your team is a farse. You should not be in first place. My team beat your ass and will again in the playoffs. Just look at the points for: I have 1,113 and you have only 1,054. Even JKSD has more than you with 1,101! I feel confident about this week even with having to have backups for most of my spots due to the terribly timed Week 10 byes. Good luck batches!
I am the highest score team in the league and am stuck in 6th. I had two tough weeks w/byes but have a consistently high scoring team.
Pockets Straight played me when half my team was out and I ended up losing by 1 point.
I hope we meet in the playoffs when I am at full strength - then I'll do what I did to JKSD.
The projected matchup is almost equal.
Quoting Tai Lung, "Our battle will be LEGENDARY!!!!"
Still, I fully expect my hippie arse to whip that constipated characiture of Deepie.
Farse? Is that how you learned to spell "farce" at W&M? Or are you referring to:
Farse are a five-piece ska-punk band hailing from Birmingham in the West Midlands (Wikipedia)? If that's the case, I have no idea what you're talking about.
Hail Skins!
I do believe Scott was referring to the five piece ska-punk band hailing from Birmingham. He was reliving his days when he was the key-tar player of Farse. We all know how much he likes ska-punk music. Unfortunately, he was kicked out of the band for insisting that each song needed to have a key-tar ska-punk instrumental in the middle of the song.
Scott did embark on a solo ska-punk career briefly but that proved to be a farce and he went on to become a CPA.
Yes, as the band Farse turned out to be a waste of time, I enlikened your team to that band.
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