So Adam Schefter of ESPN reports the following: "Sources with knowledge of the Vikings locker-room dynamics say some players believe Tarvaris Jackson gives the Vikings the best chance to win, while other players believe Sage Rosenfels gives the team the best chance to win -- which is one of the new twists to this storyline. In the words of one NFL source, Favre has "little support" in the locker room as Minnesota prepares for its Monday night preseason game against the Houston Texans."
This all makes for a very messy season. If Favre steps up and plays well, all will be put to rest but if he struggles, some players and many fans will be calling for a change. This could undermine Childress and the organization and heads will roll. Already the locker room is divided. The X factor is Rosenfels. It's not like this is just a two person competition/division. There are supporters of all three. This is going to be fun to watch!
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Sadly, there is also a schism between Robs and his boyfriend as said boyfriend no longer feels loved due to Rob's obsession with Jay Cutler. Robs was recently spotted on his couch watching a replay of Super Bowl XX, wearing nothing but a Matt Suhey jersey neatly tied in a knot over his belly, tickling his own arse with a feather.
I never knew it bothered you Deeps. I thought we had no schism between us.
On the topic of the this post - I believe Favre will suck and it will just continue to cause problems in the locker room.
Even if he plays well this week, any mistakes in coming weeks will be magnified.
I think they made a HUGE mistake bringing in an over-the-hill diva with a questionable arm. If it works then Childress saves his job. If the Vikings don't make the playoffs I say Childress is out.
So from what I gather Deepie is Robs "said boyfriend" and seems to want to create the schism within Robs as I believe Deeps feels underappreciated and a sense of Robs pulling away as a result of his man crush on Jeff Cutler (a.k.a. Jay George).
Being the kind hearted/giving person that I am, might I suggest a solution? Now, I am sure Robs does not want to tickle is own arse with the feather and Deeps should certainly not feel shunned. Deeps go ahead and put on your Orakpo jersey and just RANSACK Robs arse and give it to him VICIOUSLY just the way Orakpo will sack Brady tomorrow. Follow this up with a nice feather tickling of Robs arse. This will show your more gentle and caring side that Robs loves so much.
Robs wearing the Suhey jersey is optional.
I think we can satisfy all said parties in this manner.
Happy man love, boys! Let me know if you need any more counseling.
Favre will struggle. The fans will boo. The media (local and national) will make Favre feel worse. Favre will privately say screw everyone, I'm BRETT FAVRE, DAMMIT!!!!
By midseason, he will question his decision to come back. The Vikings will be .500 at best and turn to Jackson. Childress will sweating nervously over his job security. Finally, Robs arse and dong will be incredibly sore from all of Deepie's ransacking and dick tugging yet he will inexplicably ask for more.
Man, I am laughing as I write this. But part of me thinks all of your gay humor is just a smokescreen for what you really want. Is there something you want to tell us JKD?
That said, I agree with you that Tavaris will be playing by about mid-season because Favre is washed up and the Vikings will need the best player on the field to win.
Smokescreen for what I really want? Is there something I want to tell you? Sure, there's something I want to tell you. I'll tell you that no matter how long or hard Deepie tugs your dick, it will never grow more than the 1 and 5/8" it is. I'll tell you that I do NOT enjoy partaking in you and Deepie playing that silly game you call "Grab Ass." I do not appreciate when you keep asking me if you can tickle my arse with a feather. No matter how many times you ask me, the answer will always be a resounding "NO!" I will tell you that I think it is weird that you keep a Cutler Fathead on your family room wall with a small hole cut out where his mouth is. I'll tell you that I think it is weird that you wear the extra small Suhey jersey with a faux McMahon headband that reads Hot 4 Cutler! and do this without wearing any pants -- and then insist on dancing to Super Bowl Shuffle.
That said, Favre is probably already preparing his Dr. James Andrews reexamined by shoulder and it is a much more significant tear than originally suspected speech for when things start going bad.
Man, you need to get off the LSD. I think you are having some sort of flashback to 'Nam or something.
I agree with you about lining up Dr. James Andrews. The guy is a competitor, but I think he is having a hard time accepting that it is time to let go and move on.
Question...How does Robs make use of a Cutler Fathead on the wall with a hole where the mouth was when he's operating with a 1 and 5/8" dork? Seems physically impossible, but I'm sure JKD knows how it's done.
I hope somehow Cutler rubs his new teammates the wrong way and is run out of Chi-town after another 18 INT season. Then, Favre can continue his tour of the NFC North after retiring for a 3rd time next offseason and join the Bears in an attempt to stick it to the Vikings and Packers.
NEVER!!! The Bears would never sign Favre.
The hole in the Cutler Fathead only appeared after JKD stopped by last week. You would have to ask him what he used the hole for.
I used it to take a dumper!
So that is what that horrible stink is in my house. I thought it just might be your world class BO, but now I know the truth.
The thing I don't understand is why in the world you felt the need to pinch a loaf into Cutler's mouth.
But then again, I don't want to know.
Yep. The stink is just a pile of my shit in your walls.
The thing I don't understand is how/why you didn't know it was there. You videotaped the whole thing. Come to think of it, I'm not sure why you wanted to videotape it. Whatever. If that's what you're in to so be it.
I didn't set up any video camera. It must have been Deeps.
Oh yeah, you were the guy with the Suhey jersey and the donkey mask in the corner jerking off. Weird, dude...WEIRD!
No, it was Deeps making sure the camera was on. THe donkey mask must have covered his face so you didn't recognize him. He probably just grabbed the Suhey jersey out of my closet. You'll have to talk to him about why he was there.
OH! So that must have been you with the Jeff Cutler mask on giving it to him from behind. That explains it. That was a crazy night that you orchestrated.
No, that must have been some other dude. Now I'm mad that my boyfriend (i.e., Deeps) is fooling around with someone else!!!
Deeps how could you!!!
OH! So that must have been you trying to stick that baby thumb looking like thing that you call a dork through Cutler's mouth as I was taking a dumper. You sly, disgusting little devil!
I'm telling you I wasn't there. I don't know who the person is that you are referring to.
The funny thing is that it appears that you were pulling your crap in front of two oddly attired people wearing masks and some random stranger trying to squeeze his dork into the Cutler hole while you were doing your business.
That is an odd scene.
Weird that you say that you weren't there since this was all happening at your house and you were the one that sent me the invitation to come over and you opened the door for me when I got to your place. I think you are lying and are just embarrassed. I don't blame you, I would be embarrassed if I were you.
I told you I was out. I never sent you an invitation - why in the world would I invite you to take a dumper in my wall?
Everyone you saw seemed to be wearing masks - I think you were confused. It must be the LSD flashbacks or your insistence on smoking crack with Dexter Manley every morning.
Frankly, I think Deeps is behind the whole thing.
Okay. So let me get this straight. I got a detailed invitation to your house with your hand writing and you answered the door -- IT WAS YOU!! Yet, for some reason you left and Deeps (your admitted boyfriend) and apparently two strangers were in your house carrying on without your knowledge? Not sure how you like to operate your house but it sure seems weird. Makes me wonder what else you don't know about.
Yes, you seem to get it.
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