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Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Mark Sanchez's new career



Reports are that Mark Sanchez realizes he sucks and that he is giving up the gridiron for the sand and becoming a lifeguard. In light of his play, it's probably a good move.

Sanchez sucks. Everyone talks about the Jets being a Super Bowl contender but they have no passing game. Yesterday, Sanchez threw for 74 yards! This is the NFL which stands for Not For Long with those kinds of numbers. Understand that Sanchez is only in his second year but yesterday he kept looking only at the checkdowns and that's it. If they truly are to be considered contenders, Sanchez will have to step up. I just don't think he can at this point in his career.

Aside from that, the Jets had WAY too many penalties. Perhaps Ryan's laid back, player friendly style is not instilling discipline with the players.

Whatever. The Pats are next for the Jets so no easy task coming up. Personally feel that the Jets are almost as overhyped as the Cowboys.

8 comments:

deepie said...

You just wanted an excuse to post that picture on your blog site.

j, k, and s's d said...

You know that picture well. It is the same one that you have a Fathead of that hangs on the ceiling above your bed.

deepie said...

That picture gives you a fathead...Only "fathead" is a relative term considering your nubby phallus.

Rob said...

Is that a real photo? I think it is just photoshop at work.

j, k, and s's d said...

Deepie, at least I still get a "fathead" as opposed to your vagina getting moist.

Robs, I think it may very well be a real photo as I think Dirty Sanchez did a photo shoot for some magazine last year and they put him in a variety of poses. Deepie's moist vagina probably knows the truth. Deepie, can you shed some light on Robs question? That is assuming your vagina isn't too moist.

deepie said...

Dirty Sanchez did the shoot for GQ after getting drafted last year.

JKSD should know as he has this particular issue in every bathroom in his house, in his car, in his garage, on his desk at work, under his pillow, and in the tool shed out back...Not to mention he now has his favorite picture on his blog site.

j, k, and s's d said...

It's true that I have that particular issue in every bathroom in my house. I use it to wipe my arse.

In the garage is collects dripping oil as I work on my car.

At work, I use it as a target for the darts I have in my office.

Under my pillow, it provides the ample firmness I need for a good night sleep.

In the tool shed, it's for when Deepie comes over and needs to "borrow a tool."

I suppose I should thank you for all the copies Deepie as you had a few extra after the thousands you ordered so you could wallpaper your entire house with him. That was a nice look.

deepie said...

There was a typo in your previous post...I suggest the following to make it more accurate:

In your first sentence, replace "wipe" with "finger".

Hope that helps.