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Wednesday, April 25, 2007

If I won the lottery...

The first thing I would do is buy a Porsche 911 Turbo.

What about you?

7 comments:

Rob said...

I'd try to keep it secret, ask that I be paid in $100 bills, and stuff all of the money into a mattress. Then I would sleep on a million-dollar mattress.

matar-alloo said...

i'd wipe my butt with $100 bills

Rob said...

JKD probably already wipes Danny Boy's arse with hundred dollar bills in his job as Manny to the Snyders.

Then he keeps the disgusting bills as his pay.

j, k, and s's d said...

Not quite sure when I accepted the job as Danny's Manny. If I indeed got that job, I haven't shown up for quite some time.

HOWEVER, if matar-alloo was going to wipe his butt with $100 bills, I would be willing to collect the "disgusting" bills and then launder them with Rob's million dollar mattress; thus, relegating Rob to sleep on matar-alloo's shat and making me rich at the same time. It's a win win for all. YAY!

deepie said...

I'd give enough to Rob so he can finally have his surgery to repair his shriveled up inverted phallus.

deepie said...

Oh yeah...and JKD will get a contribution from me too...to surgically remove his right hand from his dong. It would probably be a temporary fix, but it is necessary.

j, k, and s's d said...

Thank you, Deepie! That would be very kind of you.

However, Rob's surgery would be VERY expensive and even if it were successful, he would be left with a thimble sized dong to show for it. The easier/cheaper solution might be to just purchase Rob a thimble and some crazy glue and create a makeshift dong.

As far as me, great idea but that would mean only my left hand would be attached to my dong now. Confounding, isn't it?