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Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Gym Etiquette

I am not a huge gym rat or anything but I believe there is a certain etiquette that should take place in the locker room. Personally, seeing naked men in the locker room makes me physically ill so I don’t understand why men feel the need to walk around fully naked like they are in their own bathroom. There is a guy I would see at the gym who was around 50 and looked to have a nice professional job. When he was getting ready to go back to work, he would stand in front of the mirror in the main aisle and put on his undershirt, his dress shirt, his tie, comb his hair and do all of this with no underwear on! WHY?!!! The thing was you could not even see his dork amongst his pubes so he wasn’t trying to impress anyone. So again, WHY?!!!

Is it me or do you all also find the above passage strange and just the whole idea of fully naked men strolling around the locker room, having conversations with other fully naked men strange?

8 comments:

Rob said...

Personally, I don't really care.

As for your friend at the gym, maybe he likes to air dry the jewels. Who knows?

Being a woman with an enormous penis must be confusing for you - which locker room do you enter. Do you always go into the men's locker room, or do you alternate?

deepie said...

HAHAHA! Robob is on a roll!

My only question is how close were you to your half naked friend and long were you looking for his "dork" amongst his pubes? I guess it's one of those things that are so disturbing you can't help but to look.

j, k, and s's d said...

Rob, I could understand air drying the jewels if there were jewels to air dry.

Rob, you should know how often I alternate being a man with an inverted penis/vagina gives you the same opportunities.

Surprised you don't care. I find it disturbing. Use a towel. That is what it is for. I saw a guy get out of the shower and he was walking down the main aisle with a MASSIVE erection. Disturbing to say the least.

deepie said...

Is there some innate need for elderly men to walk around each other with their junk exposed? Maybe it's a biological trait...something to say, "Look at me! I've succeeded in life and I now am entitled to walk around in the buff amongst my peers!"

deepie said...

Johnnie, have you ever seen the inside of a Turkish prison? Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

j, k, and s's d said...

I don't necessarily think it is something that they are trying to show off. Sadly, I think for some, it is the closest they have come to a sexual experience in a LONG time.

Rob said...

JKD - remember that time you told me about the used condom you found in the men's shower of your gym?

Oh yeah, that was just from you jerking off after leaning over to get a good luck at the dude with the hidden dork and him pissing on your face.

j, k, and s's d said...

OH MY GOD!!! THAT IS HILARIOUS!!! I would say that it was quite possibly true; however, I have never used a condom when I jerk off in the locker room showers.