I am married and love my wife but if given a free pass, I would take it on Scarlett Johannsen. There is something delightfully naughty and dirty about her that makes me think it would be a hell of a ride. If given the opportunity, that’s when I turn the cap around and put on the ole’ high school football cleats and go to work. That’s when I turn from jkd to The MANGALA and start the ravaging.
Who is your pass?
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Very little response. I guess this is too touchy a subject for a public blog environment. Let me just say that Scarlett would be too worn out from her experience with Deepie to be of any enjoyment for MANGALA.
What?! Did you think Deepie was just my name?!
OH. I thought it was because you liked to "take" it deepie.
Seriously. What would you do given that your right palm is permanently affixed to your dong?
What do you mean what would I do? I would stick the dong with right hand attached into every orifice I found. You don't think it is possible? You could be invited to watch and then as I am finishing up, I will spew my jizz all over your face. Such is the nature of the MANGALA!
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