Sady, Sly and Arnie probably saw this image and got ideas for their next flick. Something like aging action stars whose bodies are breaking down forced to stay in the hospital but then discover a big cover up with corrupt doctors and medical practicioners so they team up for one last hurrah. Action comedy at its finest
Sly and Arnie are...PATIENTS!! Coming Summer 2013.
The big line in the movie could be Arnie turning to Sly after a particularly gory scene in which a bunch of bloodthirsty zombie patients in the hospital get gunned down by the two "action" heroes fighting off of their hospital beds or in wheelchairs and saying:
"I guess I am out of patients (i.e., patience)"
To which Sly laughs with some unintelligible primal screams.
The only that would make that scene better is if Arnie said in his thick Austrian accent right before blowing everyone away, "Open up and say AHHHH!!!"
In a scene of unmatched and unprecedented action, Arnie, aware that his doctor (played by James Brooks) is corrupt and has been purposely slipping drugs to keep him knocked out, fakes being asleep as Woods enters his room.
As Woods searches the room for something not yet known to the viewer, he turns his back to Arnie who pops out of the bed and jams his meaty fist right up Woods anal cord yelling, "How's your prostate?!!!" Woods stiffens and lets out a blood curdling yell whereby Arnie rips out Woods' instestinal tract and stares at it and mutters, "It's not a TUMOR! It's DEAD!!!" Woods falls to the floor and Arnie and Sly high five each other and then take a nappy.
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Hilario!
Sady, Sly and Arnie probably saw this image and got ideas for their next flick. Something like aging action stars whose bodies are breaking down forced to stay in the hospital but then discover a big cover up with corrupt doctors and medical practicioners so they team up for one last hurrah. Action comedy at its finest
Sly and Arnie are...PATIENTS!! Coming Summer 2013.
The big line in the movie could be Arnie turning to Sly after a particularly gory scene in which a bunch of bloodthirsty zombie patients in the hospital get gunned down by the two "action" heroes fighting off of their hospital beds or in wheelchairs and saying:
"I guess I am out of patients (i.e., patience)"
To which Sly laughs with some unintelligible primal screams.
Weird, but strangly watchable.
YES!!!
The only that would make that scene better is if Arnie said in his thick Austrian accent right before blowing everyone away, "Open up and say AHHHH!!!"
Sly can recycle and modify his line from Cobra, "Your the disease and WE'RE the cure."
Throw a cameo from Mr. T. and have him say, "Prepare for my prescription - PRESCRIPTION FOR PAIN!!!"
In a scene of unmatched and unprecedented action, Arnie, aware that his doctor (played by James Brooks) is corrupt and has been purposely slipping drugs to keep him knocked out, fakes being asleep as Woods enters his room.
As Woods searches the room for something not yet known to the viewer, he turns his back to Arnie who pops out of the bed and jams his meaty fist right up Woods anal cord yelling, "How's your prostate?!!!" Woods stiffens and lets out a blood curdling yell whereby Arnie rips out Woods' instestinal tract and stares at it and mutters, "It's not a TUMOR! It's DEAD!!!" Woods falls to the floor and Arnie and Sly high five each other and then take a nappy.
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