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Monday, January 23, 2012

Kristin Cavallari and Jay Cutler Are Expecting!


OH GAWD!!! This is going to be a show.

Pears end the year in a spiral downward. Aging players. Contract disputes. New GM. Looking for O coordinator. May lose Tice. And now Jeff Cutler is not only back on again with Cavallari but they are having a kid. Wonder how long the marriage will last (assuming they make it to a wedding).

4 comments:

deepie said...

For some odd reason though, you seem to be deeply affected by Jay George's personal life. I think you're just jealous that Cavllari took Jay George off the market. I don't think anyone on this planet cares.

j, k, and s's d said...

You "don't think anyone on this planet cares?" Cavallari is the number one subject trending on Yahoo right now!!! EVERYONE CARES!!! FOR GOD'S SAKE, MAN!!!! THIS IS JEFF CUTLER WE ARE TALKING ABOUT!!!! The Cutler/Cavallari wedding will be just as big (if not bigger) than William and Kate! There is a baby on the way to boot! THIS IS UN-F'ING BELIEVABLE!!!!

Okay, that's enough. I don't care that much. I think it is a mildly interesting as it is basically the second coming of Joe Theismann and Cathy Lee Crosby. At least Crosby was mildly accomplished.

We should take bets on how long this marriage will last.

Rob said...

Dude, you need to take a chill pill. I follow the Bears and I don't know much about this stuff.

I do think the Bears could really struggle with a new offensive coordinator, but with 4 of the top 80 picks in the draft, if we can hit on 3 or 4 we could be set up nicely (cornerback, defensive end, and another offensive lineman would be great).

j, k, and s's d said...

It will all be fine until Baby George comes out and Cavallari will demand even more of Jay George's attention/affection and then she will start meddling with his contract negotiations as she will want more money to plan the coming out party for Baby George and his custom made Hilfiger/Calvin Klein wardrobe and diamond encrusted binky.