So yesterday I had a physical for the first time in like 15 years. At 35 years of age and now having a family, I figured I was due to get checked out and see how bad a condition I was in. Fortunately everything checked out. I haven't gotten the blood test results back yet but otherwise I am healthy as a horse as they say.
I did get a little nervous as I was lying on my back and the doctor was checking out my junk. After doing that, he asked that I turn on my side. I reluctantly complied. However, there was a brief moment when I felt VERY vulnerable and had this terrible fear that he was going to jam something hard'n'deep right up into my no no place. Fortunately, nothing of the sort took place and my deepest fears were never realized. Thank goodness for that and thank goodness all appears to be in check. MERRY XMAS!